As the story goes, advertising writers in Florida hoped to use the Johnny Cash classic, "Ring of Fire", for a TV spot selling a hemorrhoid-relief product.
But the family said "No."
"We would never allow the song to be demeaned like that," daughter Roseanne Cash, herself a singer, told the Nashville Tennessean.
She must be a Commie-Pinko, right? Turning down money for what - some vague idea of art or integrity? Demeaned? They were going to pay for it, weren't they?
Surely everybody agrees that money is the highest value.
Except the Cash family, I guess. And their name is Cash.